Eleanor Rigby: The True Story by Chaosfive-55, literature
Literature
Eleanor Rigby: The True Story
Eleanor Rigby liked to smoke dope on the roof Of old St. Austin's Church... She could do worse! Father Mackenzie thought he heard angels Laughing way up there on the spire... Which one was higher? All the crazy people, where do they all come from? All these crazy people, where do they all belong? Eleanor Rigby fell to her death from the roof Of old St. Austin's Church... Betcha that hurt! Father Mackenzie cleaned up the mess With a mop and some hot turpentine... He did just fine! All the crazy people, where do they all belong? All you crazy people, to you I sing this song.
I am googling tonight on the old PC,
I've had it now for years
It's load-time is slow cause the hard-drive's bad,
I'm sitting here in tears!
Many are the hearts, who are weary tonight,
Wishing for their tweets to see;
Many are the hearts, wishing for the right
To own a new PC!
Googling tonight, googling tonight,
Googling on the old PC!
I am sitting tonight at my old PC,
A signal's what I need;
My friends are online, but the LAN cord's broke,
It can't support the feed!
Many are the hearts, who are weary tonight.
Wishing for their friends to see;
Many are the hearts, wishing for the right
To own a new PC!
Skyping tonight, skyping tonight,
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